Oh Tito❤️ #chihuahuasofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #petsofinstagram
This child. God sent me a constant test for my patience.❤️ #beaglesofinstagram #dachshundsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #doxlesofinstagram #weeniedogsoninstagram #petsofinstagram
Tito Burrito. Literally. #chihuahuasofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #petsofinstagram
❤️😍😘 #beaglesofinstagram #chihuahuasofinstagram #chiweeniesofinstagram #dachshundsofinstagram #doxlesofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #petsofinstagram #weeniedogsoninstagram
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED
I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh.
moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE.
Why didn’t god put all the spiders in space? He’s such a jack ass…
SO WHEN SPIDERS HIT THE ATMOSPHERE THEY CAN FALL DOWN LIKE RAIN? NO THANKS.
this means a lot, my boyfriend considers him self fat no matter what I tell him. One of my best guy friends thinks no one will date him because he is over weight which is the most un true thing every. All guys bodies are attractive.
This means a lot to me too because my boyfriend also thinks he’s fat regardless of what I say. The saddest day was when I watched him step on a scale and get sad at a number he saw. Spread the love.
when you think your cramps are finished but then
theatre = art form
theater = location
if it has musical numbers = musical
if it does not = play
when in doubt, just call it a show
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
My dad on Bianca Del Rio
She’s talking to a Sea lion omg BYE.